The BACONLORD

Please excuse me while I curl up into the fetal position after being brutally mind fucked by the worst test I have ever taken to date.

^Finally a good excuse to use this. (ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE, despite your own catastrophic feelings of failure)

Finally saw it last night, and only walked away feeling like it was just ok. It wasn’t bad, the effects were good, and the humor was well placed.

It just didn’t really seem to scream action movie til the end sequence, although there were some small scenes before that. It seemed more like a drama than an action movie, which it has been hailed as. 

Most redeeming factors were the Hulk animations (they pulled moves from some of the Hulk video games, showing that someone recognizes well received media…) and Stark’s witty banter. 

I think the film suffered from what I like to call ‘Improper villain syndrome’. Loki just wasn’t the right person for it- they should’ve called someone more important in. Sure Loki’s hard to get rid of, but he’s not exactly a large threat, as evidenced by the fact that the movie mostly consisted of him getting his ass handed to him by 4/5 of the main characters.

I also think that they were missing some important stuff that should’ve been brought back- the lightning thing with Iron Man? Shouldn’t that have been prevalent at the end when you’d think he’d need some power? Oh well, I digress.

I’d just say that it wasn’t a bad movie. Flame, reblog, do whatever pleases you. It’s just one dude’s opinion on the internet. Troll on if you wish.

ninjafallow:

This test that has been floating around

emeraldlatias:

sissyhiyah:

ianisourqueen:

s-stormborn:

aportraitoftheartist-asayoungfan:

Is probably the singularly most unsettling thing to ever exist on the internet

There is a conflict in you caused by your inability to connect emotionally with others. The emotional commitment seems to bring with it a raft of limiting factors or else they are perceived to require you to give up some of what you feel is integral your own sense of self. Consequently, intimacy will leave you feeling over-exposed. This is why you avoid it.

 You are responding negatively to a hostile environment or a situation in which you feel you do not have control. There is a rebellious quality to your day to day responses which have not gone unnoticed. In response, you have attempted to avoid situations in which you will lose your temper or become agitated. In all likelihood, you are failing this attempt and have become irrational and angry in public. A feeling of perpetual resentment may result, in which case you will become isolated and unlikeable.

You are anxious at the moment, probably due to the strong feeling that your worth is not currently being appreciated, either platonically or romantically. You probably feel that others simply do not understand you and this leads to withholding emotional committment, which will innevitably lead to distance and increased stress. Often those around you will assume that you are cold and calculating, when in fact you are merely fearful.

You feel unsatisfied with your professional or romantic relationships. There is a sense that others do not have the same high standards, or that circumstances have put you into a position in which your true value is not appreciated. You want to be loved and admired for talent and skill, and if you do not feel either one, anxiety and frustration will lead to a sense of nervousness. You will often feel that emotional release is weakness and this will be frustrating to the success of your sexual relationships. Often you will confuse restraint with strength.

I am officially freaked out.  None of these tests have ever done this before.  

There is a conflict in you caused by your inability to connect emotionally with others. The emotional commitment seems to bring with it a raft of limiting factors or else they are perceived to require you to give up some of what you feel is integral your own sense of self. Consequently, intimacy will leave you feeling over-exposed. This is why you avoid it.

 A disappointment has lead you to a state of indecision and a pervasive uncertainty about the possibility of the future improving. Stress is the natural result, and you are feeling rising levels of uncertainty and anxiety, causing you to avoid situations where you will be forced to make a decision. Often this will express itself in a series of meaningless distractions, whether in the form of entertainment, intoxication or romance.

Eep.

You do have the ability to make emotional and physical connections to those around you and to receive pleasure from romantic attachments, however there is a distinct sense of isolation and loneliness present. You tend to withdraw from others emotionally as a means of protecting yourself which can lead to a feedback loop of despair.

 Feelings of insecurity, both physical and mental, are creating stress and anxiety at this point in time. A desire to experience the fullness of life is being met with frustration. You are searching for both fulfillment and sympathetic friendship, and unfortunately finding neither. There is a desire for intimate connection to the outside world and a fear that this may be impossible.

…holy crap.

You have quite a high view of your own worth and tend to respond immediately and quite negatively to any perceived criticism. There is a distinct limit to the amount and degree of empathy that you can bring to bear in any situation, however your above average intelligence will under some circumstances allow you to modulate your incipient narcissism in order to better interact with those around you. This in fact is your only hope.

 An unsatisfying relationship is troubling you, due in all likelihood to a perceived lack of appreciation, or acknowledgement from superiors or loved ones.  Questioning this judgement has lead to a modicum of introversion. You feel that you need assistance from others to repair the situation but are afraid that too much compromise will be seen as weakness. If this situation continues, you may feel the need to break away and redefine your own individuality. 

Whatever you say random internet test… Whatever you say. I’ll grant the first part might be closer than the second, but I’m not having any relationship troubles. I’m also almost always introverted, and hardly ever ask fro help from anyone, for anything. Don’t let it stop you from trying this, but I’m not getting the same vibe from this test…